Tuesday, January 11, 2011

My New Years Resolutions

The New Year has started and 2011 come in with laughter, great friends and some guy passed out on the floor. The inevitable resolutions list must be created. Well inevitable, if you decree that such a list needs to exist. So upon much inner focus and life affirming affirmations my 2011 resolutions list has been created. Set aside are all the basic resolutions such as drink less, act more mature, lose weight (which has been going quite well thank you very much) and date less but commit more.

My New Year's Resolutions for 2011:
  1. I resolve to stay unresolved;
  2. I will get a new LED HDTV
  3. I swear to not stop swearing;
  4. I will focus on feeling unfocused;
  5. I agree to be disagreeable;
  6. I give my word to have words with people;
  7. I maintain that I am high maintenance;
  8. I declare that I will make declarations;
  9. I will opt to keep my options open;
  10. I will have exact change for when madness takes its toll.
There know that list should not be to hard to complete before 2012. Hell it may all be done this month, but I will endeavor to not be an overachiever.


Oh yes, Happy New Year